Nobody has ever accused Julio Lugo of being a math wiz. This was never more evident than a recent quote by Lugo as he is rehabbing his injured ankle. When asked about his performance at the plate on opening day and his 1.000 batting average, he had this to say..

"No, 2.000, baby, I got two hits."

Apparently Lugo thinks he got four hits in those two at bats.

Notes: Hendrickson wants a repeat [MLB.com]