Friday, October 10, 2008

[SHOWER-SHOE FUNGUS]
Playing A Little Pepper: Boston Red Sox
FIRST INNING (A look back)…
Both the Rays and Red Sox dominated the season series in their home parks. The Rays won 8 of 9 at home against the Sox, sweeping two series. On the other hand, Boston was 7-2 at Fenway, also sweeping two series...Will this trend continue in the ALCS?
This won’t be a '91 World Series scenario where the home team wins all 7 games, but the home teams will dominate. The Rays won more games at home this season (57) than any team since the '98 Yankees. And no park is more intimidating than Fenway Park in October. But the Rays know they can win in Boston. After dropping their first 7 games at Fenway this season, the Rays broke through in September with first place on the line. They would win their final 2 games in Fenway in playoff-like atmospheres. The Rays will win one in Fenway, which means the Sox have to win one of the first two if they want a chance to win the series...RAYS HAVE PROVEN THEY CAN WIN IN FENWAY
SECOND INNING (Headlines)…
In the final month of the season, the Rays twice faced the Red Sox. In both cases, the Red Sox won the first game to pull within one win of the lead in the AL East. Each time, the Rays won the final two games, to win each series and maintain their lead in the East...What can we learn from those series and how will it affect the ALCS?
If the Rays fall behind early in any games they will not panic. In all four wins during those two September series, the Rays trailed and three times they trailed in the 7th inning or later. One time they even got to Jonathon Papelbon. In the playoffs, teams tend to panic when they give up the lead. The Rays know they have a bullpen that will keep them in games and an offense capable of coming from behind...RAYS KNOW THEY WON'T HAVE TO PANIC
THIRD INNING (Headlines)…
Jon Heyman of SI.com broke down the final four and the only weakness he could find for the Rays was a lack of experience...Will this hurt the Rays in the ALCS?
In other divisions, a team can be built for the long haul and survive 162 games only to get trounced in the playoffs (*cough* Oakland *cough*). To win the AL East a team has to be designed to win in both the long haul and the short series. The Rays played 24 series against divisional rivals, in a division where four teams finished with a winning record. The season is nothing but a bunch of short series with a heightened magnitude. The Rays have more experience than most teams...NO
FOURTH INNING (Headlines)…
Several writers have referred to the Rays as a Cinderella, the likes of George Mason in the NCAA basketball tournament...Does the slipper fit?
In terms of the '08 season, sure. But with respect to the playoffs, this is not the '07 Rockies. The Rays did not slip in the back door by way of a weak division. The Rays held sole possession of first place every day in the second half of the season. This is a good team from the toughest division...THE TROP IS AN ORANGE, NOT A PUMPKIN
FIFTH INNING (Headlines)...
Rick Reilly says the Rays are "bad for baseball"...Is this possible?
When people say a certain team or matchup in the World Series is "bad for baseball" they rarely see the whole picture. Prior to this season, the Rays had trouble selling tickets. Tampa/St. Pete is still an untapped market. A trip to the World Series will only increase the popularity of the team in the Bay Area. How is that "bad for baseball"? Now, the Rays may not be good for the TV ratings. But so what? Is baseball hurting for money? As long as teams keep handing out $100MM contracts...BASEBALL WILL BE JUST FINE
SIXTH INNING (A look outside the box)...
With the Rays taking on the Red Sox in the ALCS, they are four wins from the World Series...Which team will The Rayshead Army be rooting for in the NLCS?
After two straight playoff blowouts at the hands of the Eagles, the Bucs finally broke through with a win in Philadelphia in the '02 NFC championship game, en route to their first Super Bowl. In 2004, the Tampa Bay Lightning beat the Flyers in seven games in the Eastern Conference finals, on their way to their first Stanley Cup championship. Nothing gives a Tampa Bay sports fan more pleasure than keeping the City of Brotherly Love in its place...PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
SEVENTH INNING (Over/Unders)...
1.5 renditions of "Seven Nation Army" at the Trop during game 1:
When the Rays chase a pitcher during an inning, "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes is blasted through the speakers during the pitching change with fans chanting along. Unfortunately, Dice-K has not been pulled in the middle of an inning since July. But the Rays will get to Matsuzaka early as he has a tendency to walk a lot of batters when he faces the Rays. If the Red Sox do have to go to the bullpen after the 5th inning, Tito Francona will play matchups the rest of the way...OVER
0.5 bases loaded walks in this series:
The Rays batters led baseball with 29 walks and hit batters with the bases loaded this season. Carlos Pena even set a major league record with 9 bases loaded free passes. Boston was second with 22, showing that both teams put in incredible amount of pressure on opposing pitchers. Still, it is not likely that either pitching staff will have to face too many bases loaded situations...UNDER
0.5 hit batters in which the TBS announcers will overreact and show the brawl from the regular season:
Is this a serious question?...OVER, WAY OVER
0.5 games that the Red Sox Nation thinks the Rays can win in the ALCS:
Pink Hat Nation, defining humble and classy since 2004...UNDER
3.5 wins in the ALCS for the Tampa Bay Rays:
The story has been the same all season. The Rays lose a single game and everybody predicts imminent doom. And every time the Rays answer the bell with a win. How quickly the Pink Hat Nation forgets their place and 86 years of ineptitude. The World Series is not a Boston birthright. The ALCS will be status quo...OVER
6.5 games needed to win the ALCS:
The Rays will win games 1 and 2 at home and then take game 4 in Fenway. Up 3 games to 2, the Rays will come home and extinguish the Sox flame in game 6...UNDER
EIGHTH INNING (On deck)...
The pitching matchups for the first four games are now known...Which games could be the key to the series?
The Rayshead Army should feel good about the game 1 matchup between the Rays' ace James Shields and Daisuke Matsuzaka, who may be the most overrated 18-3 in the history of baseball. The Rays will also have the advantage in game 4 with Andy Sonnanstine facing Tim Wakefield. In two September starts against the Red Sox, The Duke gave up only 2 unearned runs on 7 hits and 2 walks in 13 innings. Wakefield, the former Rays killer, struggled in 3 starts this season. The key will be games 2 and 3 with Scott Kazmir facing Josh Beckett and Matt Garza going against Jon Lester. If the Rays can earn a split in those two games, they will likely be up 3 games to 2 heading home for game 6. If they lose both games, they will likely need to win both games 6 and 7 to win the ALCS...RAYS NEED TO SPLIT GAMES 2 AND 3
NINTH INNING (Putting out the fire)...
The Rays won 97 games this season without a true MVP...If the Rays win the ALCS, who will be named MVP?
In his final 7 plate appearances of the ALDS, BJ Upton hit 3 home runs and was on base 5 times. Prior to that Upton was swinging scared because of a tear in the labrum of his shoulder. Upton has finally put that fear behind him. Look for a huge series as he makes up for lost time...BJ UPTON
This season the Rays have been compared to both the '69 Mets and the '91 Braves...Which comparison do you prefer?
The Amazins won the World Series, while the Braves won 14 straight division titles. We'd never turn down a title, but this Rays team is not a flash in the pan...'91 BRAVES
Numerous ALCS previews have been written with pictures of Jenn Sterger wearing the old Devil Rays green gear...Should this be a point of pride for Rays fans?
That is soooo 2006...WHO?
For the last 10 years, the only extended break for the Rays and their fans during the season has been the all-star break and at that point the Rays were already 25 games out. Now the Rays and The Rayshead Army are faced with a three day wait before the ALCS...How are you passing the time?
So this is what October Baseball feels like...VERY CAREFULLY
We have heard that you pick your beverage for a series based on the opponent...What is the drink of choice for the ALCS?
In an attempt to determine what the "Opposite of Sam Adams" would be, we recalled that Sam Adams (the person) was a key leader in the events that led to the Boston Tea Party. So obviously we should go British. Our favorite English beer is Boddingtons. And of course we will also have Champagne on ice, because it won't take the Rays 86 years...BODDINGTONS AND CHAMPAGNE

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14 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Boson Transplants: showing up at the Trop long before it was cool to do so.
off to Game 1!
love the site regular reader this season here's to a great series

2:55 PM  
Blogger Evan said...

"The World Series is not a Boston birthright."

I love how no one in Boston thinks its a birthright but everyone outside of it is convinced we do.

It's only been FOUR YEARS SINCE 2004. FOUR. We do not forget the previous 86, no matter how much you try to make us do so it's easier to hate us.

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again, you show a lack of knowledge of REd Sox history. It did not take the Red Sox 86 years to win their first World Series. They won the very first World Series, and dominated for a period after that. It took 86 years between their 1918 title and their 2004 World Series. So much for your theory that it will take less time for the Rays than the Red Sox to win their first World Series.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALSO, Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout. Sam Adams isn't actually brewed in Boston, but it is crap all the same.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the last anonymous comment can go suck it

that said im a Rays fan but sadly after losing game 1 and my bandwagoning twin brother getting in my face over the win, ive given up

it was a wasted season, the rays will lose and the sox will go on and win a 2nd title, why even play the season at all if this crap is going to happen all over again?

i hate the damn sox, i pray im wrong and the rays sweep the rest of the games but im afraid after game 1 ive already given up and im VERY angry about the prospects of a sox repeat

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess it's cool to not let people know who you are tonight.

1:10 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

For all the talk about bandwagoners being on the Boston side, there was a mass exodus out of the Trop after the 8th last night, truly pathetic and the Rays fans aound me agreed, you have gotten to Papleguns before this season.
Dont give up now young jedis the sox have one the first game of the last 2 series.
The Boston sucks and you guys are douchebags falls on deafears cause we dont have any ill will on the real rays fans

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are very few "real" Rays fans. You can't call yourself a fan if you have just been following the team since September. Most people who call themselves Rays fan couldn't even tell you what the opening day lineup was. And after Beckett silences the Rays tonight, and Kazmir is knocked out after throwing 110 pitches in five innings, the so-called Rayshead Army will immediately withdrawal.

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go play semantics with what a "real fan" is. The last two posters can go fuck themselves.

Seriously, when the total price for your pitcher is 100 million dollars, Boston fans should realize they are rich, spoiled kids. The new Yankees.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well trust me im a real rays fan as some would say, but im also a realist and it looks like anotherwasted season w/ the boston red soxs making it a same-old same-old story to end the season

oh and by the way rays, thanks for breaking our hearts and laying eggs now against the sox

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Nation" was almost overthrown by a 9-year old kid over a sign that said...

"9 = Red Sox suck"

And those guys are at home right now crying more than that kid after some preteen Red Sox prick tore it up.

And THAT is why the only people who care about Red Sox fans, are Red Sox fans.

Here's a hint. Don't buy a ticket if you can't stand the atmosphere, and only start bitching about cowbells when it's 1am and your team still isn't winning, even though you have been putting up with it for the last 4 hours without a problem.

Red Sox fans fail to understand that they have become exactly like the Yankees who they are supposed to hate. They're one in the same now.

4:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Boston Red Sox and their worthless fans sucked for a century, and the only way they broke that cycle was by purchasing championships. They are trying to do so again and if they succeed, they're that much closer to ruining baseball for everyone else.

The Red Sox stand for everything wrong in pro sports - obnoxious and violent (see: man tasted while trying to assault Rays players) fans and a team that basically pays for everything they've got. Try earning something for once Sox, and while you're at it, maybe encourage those borderline illiterate fans of yours to quit being douchebags. The rest of the country hates you.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, you think you get the weekend off? This was the biggest weekend in the team's history. Everyone hates to work on the weekend, and I could understand posts being late, but come on. Show a little hustle. BTW, how about a post on what songs players should play when they come up to bat. I will start: BJ should come out to "Everyday I'm Hustlin" by Rick Ross.

9:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirtbagfan...took the words right out of my mouth. What in the hell is wrong with you people?

Sucked I couldn't make the Party, although I was at game 2 and it was amazing! Bring it back home boys!

11:23 PM  

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