Thursday, December 04, 2008

[THE HANGOVER]
If You Can 'Belly Wiggle' And Scare Children, The Rays Have A Job For You

Last month the Rays let go the lady that played the part of the mascot, Raymond. Do you think you can fill his enormous shoes? Here is your chance. The Rays have released an official announcement seeking a new "Raymond". Some of the key requirements...
  • Play a pivotal role in pumping up the crowd, while helping create a positive and energetic experience for all fans.
  • Must be able to take on the brand and personality of Raymond, including but not limited to the signature “belly-wiggle”
  • Must be able to cause little children to have nightmares*
  • Be able to kick Wall E. Monster's ass**
*Or is that just us?
**We might have made that up


DEVIL DOGS WEBTOPIA...
  • Ken Rosenthal is reporting that the Yankees are also interested in Rocco Baldelli, joining the Rays, Red Sox and Phillies. The Phillies still seem like a long shot considering Rocco would receive more playing time with a team that uses a DH. [Fox Sports]
  • Peter Gammons says the Rays are in a "great position" with the current market. There is a glut of RF/DH types and nobody is spending any money. And the money that will be spent will primarily go to pitching. That could lead to a player that would normally not fit in the Rays' budget to suddenly be on their radar. We still think a Ken Griffey Jr at $3-4 million makes more sense than a Bobby Abreu or Jason Giambi at $8-10 million even if it is considered a "bargain". Of course the other advantage not being spoken yet is that some of these players may be willing to sign a one-year deal and hope the market rebounds next season. This is why teams chose not to offer arbitration to a number of players even though those teams will not receive the draft pick compensation that normally comes from losing a good free agent. [ESPN]
  • A Pinellas County official met with a community advisory group about sites that could potentially be a future home of the Rays. The community group hopes to have a recommendation for the city and county by late 2009 or early 2010. Aaron Sharockman of the St. Pete Times reports that a new stadium likely would not open until 2014 and maybe not until 2016. [St. Pete Times]
  • Troy Percival's surgery "went well." [The Heater]
  • Trever Miller finally inked a deal with the Cardinals, however it was only for one year, rather than the originally stated two year deal. [MLB Trade Rumors]
  • The Examiner looks at 6 potential replacements for Trever Miller in the Rays' bullpen. The top choice is Arthur Rhodes, although Brian Shouse offers similar numbers against lefties and might come a little cheaper. [The Examiner]
  • Rise of the Rays argues for trading Carl Crawford and his 2009 salary of $8.25 million. [Rise of the Rays]
  • David Chalk of Bugs and Cranks continues his countdown of the 25 greatest Devil Rays. [Bugs and Cranks]

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