[Ed. note: This is our 1,000th post, which is about 995 more than The Prof ever envisioned. Thanks for hangin' with us all this time]


You already know what an ass Delmon Young can be and now that he is no longer a Devil Ray, we no longer have to defend his actions...

For those few of you that cannot read Korean, that is Delmon Young having a conversation with his brother Dmitri Young. Below is the translation, but we don't really need that do we? Clearly the younger Delmon just struck out and the elder Dmitri is telling his kin-folk that it was the umpire's fault and that Joe Maddon is holding back his potential. Or maybe it is this...

Dimitri (sic): “Because your face looks exactly like mine, you will be a great star!!”

Delmon: “No! My appearance is not like that!!!”

“DNA can’t be cheated!!”

“Po-jik” (Korean breaking sound)

Caption: “Purveyor of dirty personality!!”

Dirty Personality indeed...It really is a shame that Delmon was not traded to the Nationals this off-season. A team with Delmon, Dmitri and Elijah Dukes would certainly help Washington regain it's status as the crime capital of the U.S.

DNA can't be cheated!!

Delmon Young's Dirty Soul [East Windup Chronicle]
Delmon Young Does Not Have Makings Of A Winner [Rays Index]

Devil Rays 7, Rockies 4.
Remember back in the off-season when the only position we were worried about was who would fill the enormous shoes of Travis Lee? Elijah Dukes took his first base mitt to the Arizona Fall League. Jonny Gomes borrowed a glove for about 3 hours early in Spring Training. Hee Seop Choi and Carlos Pena were signed as non-roster invitees, and given little chance of even making the ball club. And of course Ty Wigginton and Greg Norton were expected to receive the majority of the playing time. Now? First base may be one of only two positions on the field for which we know who will be playing there for the next 2 seasons.

In 2006, 29 first basemen recorded at least 300 plate appearances. Travis Lee ranked last with a .676 OPS. By comparison, Pena has the highest OPS among all major league first basemen (1.012) and is 3rd among all AL hitters. With his 16th home run on Sunday, Pena is now 4th in the AL. He also 42 RBI (15th in AL) despite only starting 46 of the Rays 67 games. He is also showing no sign of slowing down as none of his numbers have been the result of "hot streaks" within the season. In fact, Pena has been amazingly consistent. In May he hit .356 with 6 home runs. So far in June he is hitting .362 with 6 home runs.

We can be fairly certain that Carl Crawford will still be manning left field in 2008 and 2009, and with 2 more seasons of arbitration eligibility, Pena will be the Rays first baseman. What other position can you say that about? Right field is close with Delmon Young, but every other position is filled with question marks for 2008 and beyond. We know some of the names (Akinori Iwamura, BJ Upton), but we have no idea where these players will call home in the everyday lineup. Pena, on the other hand, has emerged as a stabilizing force in the most unlikely of positions...first base.

DEVIL RAYS WEBTOPIA...

• Elijah Dukes' days in a Rays uniform may be numbered. So we ask...If Elijah Dukes' career fell in a forest would anybody notice? Or care?
• Joe Maddon was ejected for arguing a check-swing non-call yesterday. It was Papa Joe's first ejection of the season. We are a little fuzzy on this one, but we are fairly certain that this was Joe Maddon's second ejection as manager of the Devil Rays. At this pace, Maddon would break John McGraw's all-time ejection record (131) in the year 2137.
• BJ Upton may be closer to returning than originally thought.
  
• Jim Bowden of the Nationals said that character would be considered before acquiring any players in a trade. There were reports that the Nats were interested in Dukes. This latest quote would indicate that the Nats were not interested. However, Bowden did sign Dmitri Young, who is not exactly Mother Theresa.
• With Jonny Gomes swinging a hot bat, Elijah Dukes is likely to be the odd-man out on Friday when Rocco Baldelli returns from the DL.
• During Saturday's 5th inning, the Rays were retired on 3 pitches. It was the second time in franchise history that this has occurred.