In celebration of the Ray winning the ALDS and advancing to the ALCS, we are adding a couple of shirts to the Rays Index Store, and lowering the price on an old favorite...

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Click on the image to be taken directly to the Rays Index store.

Just want to let you know that we added an item to the Rays Index Store, based on requests, and in honor of The Mad Hungarian. It seemed silly that we did not have a shirt for The Mad Australian.

The Mad Australian: WHAT THE F#@% IS YOUR PROBLEM?
You: I...I...I was just looking at the t-shirts
The Mad Australian: WHAT? LEAVE ME THE F#@% ALONE. I'M NOT F#@%ING TALKING TO YOU
You: Um...I'm...I'm...I'm sorry. Really. I didn't mean to cause any problems.
The Mad Australian: [throws a 97 mph fastball at your head]
You: [wet your pants]
The Mad Australian: GO F#@%ING SIT YOUR A$$ DOWN
You: [crying]

Do you want to piss of The Mad Australian? We didn't think so.



RAYSHEAD by
C. A. Gaines is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.

Just want to let you know that we added an item to the Rays Index Store, based on requests.

No poem to mark the occasion today...but just know that if we had a daughter, we would buy this shirt for her and make it happen. Is there a bigger compliment that one man could ever give to another?

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RAYSHEAD by
C. A. Gaines is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.

Just want to let you know that we added an item to the Rays Index Store, based on requests. It seemed silly that we did not have a shirt for one of the Rays' All-Stars.

Ode To The Fat Catcher*

Behind the plate squats your rotundness
At the plate, your chubby digits enwrap the lumber
Flex and nimble, my eyes must deceive me

Short and plump - Like a stump

The Fat Catcher, we do love thee

*Hat Tip to TBSB, as they came up with the nickname

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RAYSHEAD by
C. A. Gaines is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.

Checked in on the NYC tabloids again this morning, and not a single cover story about the Rays thrilling win over the Yankees. Apparently they seem to think a new coach for the most overpaid franchise in the history of sports, is more important. In lieu of a good tabloid image of Mo Rivera walking off the field or Jonny Gomes tossing his helmet, we will just go with a gratuitous self-promotion item.

One-of-a-kind T-shirts from the Rays Index Store. And remember all t-shirts in the Rays Index Store are available in women's sizes...

RAYSHEADS UNITE!

Also keep in mind that purchasing items from the RI Store goes to support this site and help us justify to Mrs. Professor the amount of time we spend working here. Of course, like we always tell her...There are worse hobbies to have and worse things we could be doing on the internet.

Today Rays Index turns two years old, having somehow survived two complete revolutions around the Sun. And my, how things have changed in those two years. HERE is our first-ever post. It was a title we loved so much we brought it back on our One-Year Anniversary, which was actually a really bizarre coincidence that we just realized a few moments ago.

In fact, we were unaware it was our anniversary until we received an email this morning from the two Marcs*, Topkin and Lancaster, with the following video...



And while there are more than a few people that probably wish Wes Mantooth would push our ladder, we wanted to take a second and thank the rest of the RAYSHEADS for sticking with us as our readership has more than doubled in the last year.

Sooooooo...

Happy Birthday to us, Happy Birthday to us...

*Might have actually been from DRG pretending to be the two Marcs

Just want to let you know that we added a couple of items to the Rays Index Store, based on requests. The first t-shirt will be a permanent addition, while the second item will only be available for a limited time.

If there is something you would like to see in the Rays Index Store, please shoot us an email with the Tips email address at the top of the page. We will also accept requests. If you are looking for a different style of shirt, just let us know.

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RAYSHEAD by
C. A. Gaines is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.